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Wild Adventures of Mini-Ten

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We've had 'Song for Ten'... [Jan. 12th, 2007|08:37 pm]
Wild Adventures of Mini-Ten

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[killthefascists]
....I give you, Song for Mini-Ten!

(with thanks to the Kinks, for writing this song)

A man lives at the corner of the street,
And his neighbours think he's helpful and he's sweet,
cause he never swears and he always shakes you by the hand,
But no one knows he really is a plastic man.

He's got plastic heart, plastic teeth and toes,
(yeah, hes plastic man)
He's got plastic knees and a perfect plastic nose.
(yeah, hes plastic man)
He's got plastic lips that hide his plastic teeth and gums,
And plastic legs that reach up to his plastic bum.
(plastic bum)

Plastic man got no brain,
Plastic man dont feel no pain,
Plastic people look the same,
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Kick his shin or tread on his face,
Pull his nose all over the place,
He cant disfigure, or disgrace,
Plastic man (plastic man).

He's got plastic flowers growing up the walls,
He eats plastic food with a plastic knife and fork,
He likes plastic cups and saucers cause they never break,
And he likes to lick his gravy off a plastic plate.

Plastic man got no brain,
Plastic man dont feel no pain,
Plastic people look the same,
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Kick his shin or tread on his face,
Pull his nose all over the place,
He cant disfigure, or disgrace,
Plastic man (plastic man).

He's got a plastic wife who wears a plastic mac,
(yeah, hes plastic man)
And his children wanna be plastic like their dad,
(yeah, hes plastic man)
He's got a phony smile that makes you think he understands,
But no one ever gets the truth from plastic man (plastic man)

Plastic man (plastic man).
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[User Picture]From: jennice
2007-01-12 09:15 pm (UTC)
Is mini-Rose his plastic wife or would that be mini-Captain Jack?

I always get the truth from mini-Ten, he never steers me wrong. He told me to go to Cardiff after all. :)
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[User Picture]From: killthefascists
2007-01-12 09:30 pm (UTC)
I'll leave the decision about his wife to you...but I vote Jack :-D
It's not entirely on-track - mini-ten would never lie to us!
I do like the stuff about the plastic bum though...
Oh dear, am I a deviant?!
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[User Picture]From: waawaasuperstar
2007-01-13 01:16 am (UTC)
*squees in excitement about spacesuited ten*
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